Maidens of Mayhem Series by Julia Mills

Take…One mysterious package covered in bright blue cartoon wrapping paper delivered by an Armadillo on a twenty-speed Schwinn racing by at a high rate of speed.Add...Forty-eight hours to save my friends, my momma, and Gram-Gram from a revenant relative returned from the grave.A seventeen-hour road trip to get help from the Almighty Shifter Wanker with my Queen-in-her-own-mind Eagle critiquing my choice in music and my inability to carry a tune in a bucket with a lid... moreTake…One mysterious package covered in bright blue cartoon wrapping paper delivered by an Armadillo on a twenty-speed Schwinn racing by at a high rate of speed.Add...Forty-eight hours to save my friends, my momma, and Gram-Gram from a revenant relative returned from the grave.A seventeen-hour road trip to get help from the Almighty Shifter Wanker with my Queen-in-her-own-mind Eagle critiquing my choice in music and my inability to carry a tune in a bucket with a lid.One essential, crucial, and had-to-happen trip to Buck's Stop-N-Go for cheesy puffs, black licorice, and a forty-four-ounce soda.A super sexy Mule who comes to the rescue, saves my bootay from inevitable demise, and steals my heart.And…You've got the life of Edna Easterwing, aka me. All I wanted was a quiet day with my coffee, paperwork, and the Sanity-Challenged Shifters of Bailmore Hall – Instead…I'm Feathered, Cursed, and Mated to an Ass...Midnight Margaritas, anyone?All I can say is buckle up, Buttercup, it's time to get FLOCKED 'cause that's how we roll in Tallulu Parish! less

Take one crazy Crow who knows she's not a Raven. Add the best Flock ever given wings by the Great Goddess. Mix it up with an Ancient Greek Dino, a group of goofy gobsmacks who thinks he walks on water, and don't forget the Almighty Shifter Wanker – and you've got one heckuva mystery only the Maidens of Mayhem can solve... moreTake one crazy Crow who knows she's not a Raven. Add the best Flock ever given wings by the Great Goddess. Mix it up with an Ancient Greek Dino, a group of goofy gobsmacks who thinks he walks on water, and don't forget the Almighty Shifter Wanker – and you've got one heckuva mystery only the Maidens of Mayhem can solve. Will the girls find the 'jewel' in time? Or will Tallulu Parish get sucked into Hell where its inhabitants will be forced to scoop Hellcat litter boxes for the rest of eternity?Well, nobody knows but it's bound to be better than a ride on Uncle Horace's airboat during a hurricane. Feathers gonna fly and scales gonna shimmy, 'cause That Dino's Hangin' Ten and the Crow's right behind him! less