Unidentified Funny Objects 2 (UFO #2)

UFO2 is the second annual collection of humorous science fiction and fantasy short stories. Inside you'll find:

- A golem on an interstellar cruise ship
- Dragon-taunting for fun and profit
- Time travel gone really wrong
- Cubicle farm wizardry
- Alien behemoths in Central Park

And much, much more!

Alex Shvartsman - FOREWORD
Ken Liu - THE MSG GOLEM
Esther Friesner - SERVICE CHARGE
J. W. Alden - ITEM NOT AS DESCRIBED
Jim C. Hines - STRANGER VS. THE MALEVOLENT MALIGNANCY
Fran Wilde - HOW TO FEED YOUR PYROKINETIC TODDLER
Matt Mikalatos - A STIFF BARGAIN
Josh Vogt - THE GIRL WITH THE DAGON TATTOO
M.C.A. Hogarth - IMPROVED CUBICLE DOOR
Mike Resnick - ON SAFARI
Konstantine Paradias - HOW YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
Jody Lynn Nye - INSIDER INFORMATION
K.G. Jewell - THE HAUNTED BLENDER
Tim Pratt - THE RETGUN
Heather Lindsley - THE DIPLOMAT’S HOLIDAY
Michelle Ann King - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR APOTHEOSIS
Desmond Warzel - ONE THING LEADS TO YOUR MOTHER
James Beamon - CLASS ACTION ORC
Wade Albert White - THE WIGGY TURPIN AFFAIR
Robert Silverberg - HANNIBAL’S ELEPHANTS